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Friday, October 28, 2005

Borders Jelly Bean Musings

Ok, so I am sitting at a Borders in Taylor, Michigan with a perfect view of this big fat fuck lady's ass when her and her little fatlings discover that the Harry Potter Jelly Beans are 25% off! I swear to god they looked at them for 10 minutes deciding if they should buy them or just go to the Cafe Espresso and get a triple huge vat-o-fat with whipped cream and extra fake chocolate.

All three are wearing hoodies. The mommy fatty just has the basic L.L. Bean Burganday fat wrap, while her fatlings have hoodies that read: "Pinky" and "Psych Ward" respectively.

After taking a breather from the very arduous task of deciding which beans to buy, and since the line was too long at the sugar counter, they squeezed out the door of the Borders.

Just thought I would share. WTF!?

-Marshal

P.S. There were also two elderly ladies talking about doing jello shots.....
Borders Jelly Bean Musings

posted by Unknown at 10/28/2005 04:15:00 PM

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe nobody's commented on this wonderful/bizarre post. wonderfully bizarre.

On the subject of kids/overgrown kids who wear those 'psych ward' or, as I usually see around the county fair, "inmate #1454647 county jail", sweatshirts... I don't really know what's up with that.

Personally, my first thought about a guy who's been all in jail is not what one might call particularly badass in the usual sense...

anyway
<3s for you all
jess

8:46 AM  

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